Friday, March 31, 2006

Non-Invasive Drug Testing

If you ever want to know if one of your European-traveling friends smokes pot, just ask what they think of Amsterdam. If you get a response along the lines of, "It's okay, kind of a shithole," then you know they don't smoke. If they respond with unqualified enthusiasm, then you've got yourself a smoker.

Note: exceptions can be found if the person if obsessed with either french fries or Rembrandt.

1 comment:

mexicanmartini said...

Don't forget elitist hipster smoker and they're too good for Amsterdam and forces you to listen to their list of places cooler than there...
I salute your religious blogging. Some day I hope to have that many interesting things to say...