Thursday, July 06, 2006

I'm Not Saying Germans are Obsessive, But...


One of my friends is going on vacation next week, and she's hoping to get her GOLF license. She's taking a course, at the end of which she has a test and then she's allowed to play golf. When I asked, 'how long is the course?' I assumed I misunderstood when she said "10 days". I didn't. Does it really take that long to learn how to swing a club?

6 comments:

MissErfolg said...

I´m accomplished... I started playing golf years ago and i´ve still to improve it a lot

Glenn said...

They should have a scoober license. You have to be able to name the five most inappropriate times to throw it, demonstrate proper technique (including the hand-placed-strategically-on-hip throwing position), and provide three original trash talk statements for when it is thrown for a score over a friend. Then and only then, can you legally throw a scoober.

Anonymous said...

Of course, one should only be able to apply for his scoober license after having acquired his backhand and forehand licenses.

jtingermany said...

I'm checking to see if cock-blocking licenses are offered...

Notorious said...

If a cock-blocking license is offered, I do believe, Chad, Chip and JT would be excellent instructors for wanna-be-blockers.

jtingermany said...

Just because you're married doesn't mean i can't cock block you!