I'm Not Saying Germans are Obsessive, But...
One of my friends is going on vacation next week, and she's hoping to get her GOLF license. She's taking a course, at the end of which she has a test and then she's allowed to play golf. When I asked, 'how long is the course?' I assumed I misunderstood when she said "10 days". I didn't. Does it really take that long to learn how to swing a club?
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They should have a scoober license. You have to be able to name the five most inappropriate times to throw it, demonstrate proper technique (including the hand-placed-strategically-on-hip throwing position), and provide three original trash talk statements for when it is thrown for a score over a friend. Then and only then, can you legally throw a scoober.
Of course, one should only be able to apply for his scoober license after having acquired his backhand and forehand licenses.
I'm checking to see if cock-blocking licenses are offered...
If a cock-blocking license is offered, I do believe, Chad, Chip and JT would be excellent instructors for wanna-be-blockers.
Just because you're married doesn't mean i can't cock block you!
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