Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Jesus Among the Neanderthals

Unfortunately the glare prevents you from seeing this clearly, but there is NO doubt that the troglodyte on the cross is a Neanderthal. Or Homo Erectus. It's hard to say, and MUCH harder to actually look up the difference. However, we can be sure that this is the first evidence that Jesus was executed with some of humanity's closest cousins. Does this mean that Unfrozen Caveman Crucifixion is subtle evidence for religion and evolution? Or was the painter just not very good? Discuss!

Also, the guy in the foreground is pretty badass. Though overdressed for a crucifixion. Do you think he had a fancy party afterward?

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