Tuesday, December 04, 2007

If Not Now, Then When?

I have an EXTREMELY secure job and possibilities elsewhere. The company Christmas party was tonight and 99% of attendees will be wearing black, straight from work in professional attire. What does this combination of events require?

A costume, complete with bell-laden bracelets and anklets

Funky, elf-ish shoes from Morocco

A man for whom dignity is not an issue and whose boss is extremely cool with his insane American employee.

I was asked "did you quit your job?" by at least 10 different people tonight. What a great feeling! There's really nothing to compare with the feeling you get when people think you're so crazy you must've pulled a Costanza. Unbelievable.


angrylilazngrl said...

hahaahHAHAHAH i laughed out loud at this post. happy festivus!

brent said...

THIS is priceless! JT at his finest!

Smiley said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for making me laugh so hard I just about peed my pants, you have put me in the Holiday mood.