Obama's European Headquarters
With its location in the heart of the European Capitol, the Hotel Mozart is a strong choice for the Obama campaign's Euro HQ. Of course, announcing such a headquarters would smack of pandering to foreign elements, so instead it's been cleverly disguised as a small hotel with 50+ campaign posters of Obama on the walls. In the lobby are Joe & Marilyn R., from Nacogdoches, Texas. They were searching for their son of indeterminate age who was last seen in Brussels gutter (Brussels' streets were replaced with oversized gutters in 2004 to make room for the EU delegates unable to hold their Chimay).