Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Venice S.W.A.T. Team Requests:

A few things:
1. You don't need Rule 2 if you have Rule 1.
2. Even if you have Rule 2, I don't think I saw anyone in Venice eating a burger.
3. What, exactly, are they afraid of happening that is covered by "soil"?
4. Is going naked breaking or obeying Rule 5?


Anonymous said...

How do you find this stuff? Are you going to send your finds to (fill in late night show host here)?


jtingermany said...

It's easy -- wherever I go, I look for things to mock. The world is my oyster, let me tell you.