Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Venice S.W.A.T. Team Requests:


A few things:
1. You don't need Rule 2 if you have Rule 1.
2. Even if you have Rule 2, I don't think I saw anyone in Venice eating a burger.
3. What, exactly, are they afraid of happening that is covered by "soil"?
4. Is going naked breaking or obeying Rule 5?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you find this stuff? Are you going to send your finds to (fill in late night show host here)?

Leigh

jtingermany said...

It's easy -- wherever I go, I look for things to mock. The world is my oyster, let me tell you.