Friday, September 19, 2008

Apparently God Does Have A Sense of Humor

So, while there hasn't been definitive research that people look like morons while wearing their Star Trek-inspired Bluetooth headsets, research has shown that these men are less likely to have kids. This proves two theses:

1. There is a God (or other guiding force to the universe, possibly responding to the moniker "Dude")
2. S/He/It has a sense of humor.


Big Dave said...

"We believe that these devices are used because we consider them very safe, but it could cause harmful effects due to the proximity of the phones and the exposure that they are causing to the gonads," says lead researcher Ashok Agarwal, the Director of the Center for Reproductive Medicine.

I call BS!!!!! What researcher uses the term gonads?

It's a good thing I keep my phone in my shirt pocket. I guess that means I'll only get man-boob cancer.

Steve said...

Of course God has a sense of humor. He's jewish.