Friday, December 12, 2008

"Worked in Profanity the Way Other Artists Might Work in Oil or Clay"


That was me today, after roughly the 4 BILLIONTH time our IT people had slightly changed a file without bothering to tell us. I covered the entire gamut today -- religious, sexual, animal, vegetable AND mineral. I was on a roll, and I would not be denied. I don't mean to brag, but I offended MYSELF near the end, and that's hard to do. To stay in condition, I like to make sure to have at least a 5-consecutive-curse burst a week. But today I was like Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" -- if she'd been an angry, alcoholic Teamster BEFORE possession.

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