Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The King of Pop Has A Yard Sale

Wisely assuming that few would feel comfortable going to the Neverland Ranch garage or front yard, Jacko is putting his collection of weird crap up for auction. A selection of items being offered:

This statue should dispel any questions surrounding Mikey's racial, gender, and sexual identity issues

Fortunately, Mike's just a regular guy with no delusions of being anything more than he is

Photos courtesy of the NY Times or whomever they stole 'em from

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