Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Living The American Dream

So, you graduate college with a BA in Business Administration and a 2.7 GPA*, and you can't find a job after 3 months. What do you do? Well, sue your college for $70,000 in tuition and an extra $2,000 for stress. After all, what makes you more attractive to potential employers than dealing with adversity by blaming others and then suing? A dream employee!

* Right in the meaty part of the curve - not showing off, not falling behind.

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