Saturday, September 05, 2009
The Other Thing The Internet Is Useful For*
While my resolution in 2008 to have more non-Simpsons quotes at the tips of my fingers was a near-complete failure, there is hope yet. Thanks to a new website, www.arigoldquotes.com, I have the wit and wisdom of everyone's** favorite agent, Ari Gold. Some recent faves, though I have to warn you that there is some very (im)mature language:
- "Not everyone can stay young by sucking the blood of their employees."
- "Ok, first, let me counter by saying .. fuck you!"
- "Lunch is on me, provided that uh, Joyce, you still have your stomach stapled."
- "You either owe me an apology or a blow job. Your choice."
- "If you need a kidney Adam, I’m not willing to donate, but I am willing to watch you slowly die if you’re looking for that kinda thing."
* Obviously, the primary use is porn.
** Except Steve