Saturday, September 05, 2009

The Other Thing The Internet Is Useful For*

While my resolution in 2008 to have more non-Simpsons quotes at the tips of my fingers was a near-complete failure, there is hope yet. Thanks to a new website,, I have the wit and wisdom of everyone's** favorite agent, Ari Gold. Some recent faves, though I have to warn you that there is some very (im)mature language:

- "Not everyone can stay young by sucking the blood of their employees."

- "Ok, first, let me counter by saying .. fuck you!"

- "Lunch is on me, provided that uh, Joyce, you still have your stomach stapled."

- "You either owe me an apology or a blow job. Your choice."

- "If you need a kidney Adam, I’m not willing to donate, but I am willing to watch you slowly die if you’re looking for that kinda thing."

* Obviously, the primary use is porn.
** Except Steve

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