Tuesday, September 22, 2009

They're Doing WHAT?!?



Enjoy this memo from a friend at a major company in the USA:


It has come to our attention that we have some very specific and disturbing hygiene issues in our men's restrooms and kitchen facilities that are primarily used by [censored] resources. Complaints from your fellow team members and maintenance crews have prompted this reminder that our workplace requires we treat each other with respect. This includes personal hygiene and behavior that can be offensive or even unhealthy to others.



These examples include but are not limited to:



* Use of the kitchen sinks for oral rinsing
* Placement of food in sink drains where there is no disposal
* Standing on toilets and toilet seats
* Placement of mucous on walls
* Failure to properly aim when using the urinals

This behavior is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Persons observed exhibiting such behavior could be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including termination. Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter and for your compliance.

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Um, standing on toilets? Mucous on the WALLS? WTF? And how bad does urinal aim have to be for the housekeeping to complain?

2 comments:

seanlb said...

i'm trying to remember the last time i 'placed' mucous somewhere.

jtingermany said...

As long as the last place was a tissue, a toilet or over the side of a bridge, I'd say you're cool.