If your team captain has never seen you injured yet s/he* is worried that you won't make it through the season, you're old.
However, I'm taking the high road -- getting in shape, not complaining. Then, right before Worlds, I'm calling Gilooly** to help me show Cap'n Crunch that a) old guys aren't the only ones that can have accidents and b) the High Road has exit ramps.
* OK, fine, it's CHery
** Remember Tonya Harding? That was her jackass boyfriend. And I'm kidding.