Monday, January 18, 2010

Sign #3 That Your Friends Think You're Old

If your team captain has never seen you injured yet s/he* is worried that you won't make it through the season, you're old.

However, I'm taking the high road -- getting in shape, not complaining.  Then, right before Worlds, I'm calling Gilooly** to help me show Cap'n Crunch that a) old guys aren't the only ones that can have accidents and b) the High Road has exit ramps.


* OK, fine, it's CHery
** Remember Tonya Harding?  That was her jackass boyfriend.  And I'm kidding.

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