Saturday, April 17, 2010

Philly Fans + Jersey Fans = Jackholery

If you read the following paragraph, which two American fanbases would you think are most likely to fill in the blanks?

A FANBASE A man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a FANBASE B game.

You need groups that are known for obnoxious, immature, borderline insane behavior. My list:

1. Philly Fans
2. New Jersey Fans
3. Raiders Fans (would be #1 if it had been stabbing an 11-year-old girl instead of vomiting)

4. Little league parents

The answer? A New Jersey man intentionally vomited at a Phillies game. You stay classy, Jersey.

What did the cops say?

"It reminds you of the type of behavior you used to hear about at the 700 level in Veterans Stadium [the Eagles venue]," Philadelphia police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore said, according to the Daily News.

Even Philly's own cops think this is typical eagles behavior.  Do you think Ben Franklin vomited on anyone at the signing of the Declaration of Independence? Or did one of the New Jersey reps do it?  I'm beginning to think that the battles of Trenton and Concord may have just been bar brawls that got a bit out of hand.

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