Saturday, February 05, 2011

30 Rock Live Blogging: Facebook Status Updates -- Que Sorpresa

A good episode, with some decent lines, though I'm not sure it's a good sign that Liz Lemon & I both eat in front of mirrors*.

Acceptable Status Updates:
Needs all of you to be your most normal
Ate dinner in front of a mirror last night
Is the one who's being a Silly Simon
Thinks this is business -- all bosses steal from their employees
Is like whatever the friendliest fish is -- he's not a science guy
Is considering "Rufus T. Barleysheath" as a baby name
Wonders how you're sweatshirting this sweatshirt

UNacceptable Status Updates:
Got Jacked this morning, big time
Is a 6-Sigma black belt ultra, with the groin branding to prove it
Got this watch for firing a man on his deathbed
Needs a button that switches from p0rnography to basketball, IMMEDITATELY
Is not interested in godfather duties
Owns a gay racehorse
Needs some liniment rubbed on his perineum


* A joke. I eat over the sink like any classy single man.

3 comments:

Steve said...

My current status is one of your acceptables. And I like the new layout. I feel I had something to do with that.

Mythl -- a legendary gay rocket known only in fairy tales.

Steve said...

Ooops. I meant unacceptable.

jtingermany said...

I'm glad you like it! It's nowhere near as cool as yours, but I think the 30 minutes of tinkering was worth it. I'm especially glad that i finally fiddled with the Picasa slideshow sizes. 720x480 is pretty much perfect for this layout.