Thursday, March 24, 2011

30 Rock Live Blogging: Facebook Status Updates - Queen of Jordan

It's an all-reality-show episode!

Acceptable Status Updates:
  • reminds you that it's his way til payday
  • forgot his catchphrase
  • is Joe E Richardson III, Facebook signature
  • is not getting sucked into your crazy reality-show nonsense
  • refuses to wear anything in his size or appropriate for his age
  • found a glove in the elevator

UNacceptable Status Updates:
  • has dreamed of being a singer ever since he was a little... drunk
  • is a Christian Illiterate
  • 's shirt is tucked into his underwear
  • is a switch-hitter, pitcher, catcher -- whatever the boys need
  • thinks this is some white nonsense
  • 's mom still wants you to rot in hell
  • used to be in the military, but got unfairly thrown out for going berserker and trying to bang everybody
  • is extremely secure in his athleticism, masculinity and rectal integrity
  • only passes gas once-a-year atop a mountain in Switzerland

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