Tuesday, April 19, 2011

30 Rock Live Blogging: Facebook Status Updates - I Heart Connecticut

A good episode, but not nearly as status updateable as previous ones. Enjoy!

Acceptable Status Updates:
  • is going to call tomorrow -- it's my lizard's birthday
  • has a backup to his backup
  • is attending New York Pizza Academy
  • just defeated Moammar Gaddafi in arm wrestling -- by the transitive property
  • is actually an 11
  • is pretending to be his own wax figure at Madame Tussauds*
  • has a refrigerator just for sodas

UNacceptable Status Updates:
  • is like Cagney & Lacey -- without the slutty clothes
  • is bringing the world's greatest encyclopedia -- his mind
  • ate a swordfish steak at a strip club
  • grabbed a cop's gun & shot a blimp
  • never thought he would feel sorry for a guy with a tattoo of a leprechaun vomiting on a book
  • wore a penis hat to Princess Di's funeral
  • is going to attack the Lincoln Memorial with a hammer

* I had to google the spelling and was shocked to find out there's no apostrophe

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