"There is a Milan style of behavior that I don't think is very close to that of Balotelli," said Berlusconi. "Every now and then, he has a bit of a distraction. I don't think his style suits us."
So, here are my thoughts as to why his style suits Il Jackasso:
- He mocks prostitutes instead of employing them
- Worse, the prostitutes Balotelli talks to are, disgustingly, not underage
- He hasn't headbutted any gray-haired coaches
- He's not a lardass
Any ONE of these would be a dealbreaker, but all 4? He's probably not even a fan of heads-of-state using their control of mass media to self-promote or to keep opposition politicians off the air. Clearly, he's not Milan material.