Is your boss hassling you because you're late with a presentation/project/deliverable/happy ending*? Well, here are some helpful phrases to ensure that your manager will be ok with the delay:
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
"Well, boss, you know pimpin' ain't easy, right?"
"I'm bustin' my ass on this -- I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one."
"I'm just double-checking everything, I feel that anything less than the best is a felony"
Any suggestions?
* According to Google Analytics, I had some hits from "shady masseuses"** last month, so I'm trying to expand my market share.
** I'm serious!
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