Tuesday, March 27, 2012

30 Rock Facebook Status Updates - Grandmentor

Two in a row!

Appropriate:
- is a big shot, with his suits and a desk lamp he controls
- is dressing as Mitt Zombie for Halloween
- believes in two things -- fast money and fast curves

Inappropriate:
- is home -- and he brought back some oriental sex powders
- definitely has a penis
- is playing a Korean party whore
- is making every room a bathroom
- turned down intercourse with Harvey Weinstein on no less than three occasions -- out of five
- sees the endgame of feminism as women dressing like Dennis the Menace at work
- thinks rosé wine pairs well with failed suicide

4 comments:

Steve said...

Dangit. Almost went with this one:

thinks rosé wine pairs well with failed suicide

Anonymous said...

See, I don't agree with you, "is making every room a bathroom" is not necessarily inappropriate. I could have used that one, or even changed it slightly, into "is making every bedroom a bathroom" and gotten away with it. That's what waterleaks in the bedroom, two flats in a row does to a woman...
//Ann-Katrin

Anonymous said...

(and with that I mean water leaks as in something broke in the flat above mine. Just to clarify :-D Nothing inappropriate. Although I do like that it can be understood in so many different ways - or is that just that Swedes have very strange imagination... //A)

facebook smileys6 said...

I don't agree with you, "is making every room a bathroom" is not necessarily inappropriate. I could have used that one, or even changed it slightly, into "is making every bedroom a bathroom" and gotten away with it.
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