Let's Get Some Perspective On This Secret Service Thing

Some balancing opinions on the latest scandal:

• "Other than hire overage prostitutes, I think they did nothing wrong" Silvio Berlusconi, former Prime Minister of Italy
• "They weren't dudes, right?  So, what's the problem?" Ronaldo, former Brazilian soccer great
• "Who hasn't hired a hooker on the government's dime?" Eliot Spitzer, former Governor of New York
• "At least they didn't let Obama ride in a convertible" JFK, former US President
• "Banging a few hookers?  Don't start whining until they're shooting at you. Also, a free tip: don't have bodyguards from a group you just sent the army after.  They hate that." Indira Gandhi, former Prime Minister of Italy
• "I've been disappointed in our scandal-driven media's obsession with the story of 11 Secret Service agents who outsourced their sexual needs to cheaper foreign labor. Isn't that the point of free trade?  Even so, they should just ask forgiveness for their sin.  Works every time!" David Vitter, US Senator, R-Lousiana
• "Good to see the Secret Service knows how to party! #winning" Charlie Sheen, jackhole at large