Sunday, May 13, 2012

30 Rock Facebook Status Updates - Returns!

It's a light week for appropriate lines, but that's what I'm here for!

- is tired, because nunchuk-ing can wear a guy out
- thinks a wedding is a beautiful ceremony where an old man and a crying girl get pushed into the coupling shed
- knows what people don't want to talk about: soccer, jazz and infidelity

- is not killing hobos at night anymore
- sex, money, power, fire, choking, being dragged behind a speedboat -- it's all the same thing
- is still furious with Al Gore for stealing George Bush's idea to have an internet
- gets in fistfights at waterparks -- and lost his virginity to a bait saleswoman on a waterbed
- wants to throw a Natty Lite at a cop car
- has the brain of a man and the ass of a French teenager

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