It's really a shame that I woke up at 5am and couldn't go back to sleep. Otherwise I would have had the pleasure of being awoken at 10:35am to a beautiful sunny day with a neighbor saying loudly, but calmly, "Go away. The police are on their way." Repeatedly. And in British-accented* English.
Unfortunately, due to the acoustics of my apartment's courtyard, I wasn't able to see either the source or the target of the yelling, so I don't know why the police were on their way, but I'm reasonably sure that they were.
Now back to my coffee and Kindle!
* It wasn't Scottish- or Northern Irish-accented English, but it might've been Welsh. Or, to be fair, South African. Or Dutch. I should just be honest and say that the man definitely was not sporting a North American accent.