So, Yahoo!* had their customer data hacked, and I'm one of them. They not only stole my Yahoo!** mail password, but somehow the scammers seem to have gotten into my Facebook AND have the ability to send texts from my phone.
So if any of you receive text messages/emails/Facebook updates from me that seem inappropriate, inebriated or poorly written, they're not just some drunken idiotry by me, they're the work of scammers, who have notoriously bad typing/grammar skill and don't have the filters that you would expect from me. I apologize in advance***! Also, any incriminating photos of me are probably being doctored by these guys. They're quite diabolical and thorough.
* They should drop the exclamation mark, now that it's indicative of just how shitty their management was for so long, since no one has been excited about the company in years.
** Also, it's just annoying to type. So I'm going to stop.
*** Also in retrospect for those of you who received some this weekend.