Other snarkable tidbits:
- When the Promise Keepers were in town, they would come to the clubs wearing their badges. Clearly these guys were keeping their sexual purity promise.
- One of the clubs is bringing in a dancer who looks exactly like an unnamed "certain ex-governor from a wilderness state, known for her strong jaw and devotion to guns and God." I need to channel my inner Sherlock Holmes to solve this riddle.
- One of the dancers only does it because she was laid off from her job and she needs to save money for nursing school. I'm assuming the reporter wants you to make air quotes around "nursing school".
* I always thought it was Tasselers Anonymous. It's not.