I kid, I kid! This bear was following humans, which either meant it was:
- About to do some mauling
* To be fair, the article didn't mention where the bear was born. It was probably an illegal immigrant, coming for free health care, I bet.
** Jebus, I'm a blogger. I don't google stuff, much less probe bears for gender identification.
*** Then sold off its gold and jewelry. Last Nazi collaboration joke, I swear****.
**** In this post