Top 5 Luis Suarez Hollywood Roles

Everyone knows he can act -- he's had a long-standing role as Gunshot Victim #1 while playing for Liverpool.  But for the second time in 14 months (and third time in his career), he's bitten an opposing player.  Obviously, this is horrible behavior.  But could it presage a career in acting on the small or large screen?  Here are some choice roles*:

1. Zombie on "The Walking Dead" -- a good start for him, definitely in his wheelhouse. Or a cannibal human
2. The titular star in the soccer vampire movie, "Suck It Like Suarez"
3. The Beaver, a new villain for Batman and Superman to tackle -- he can bite through anything! **
4. Bugs Bunny in a live action Looney Tunes movie. Clearly, they'd need to keep him away from Elmer Fudd
5. A copycat killer on "Hannibal"

* Some he could really sink his teeth into
** Or Matter-Eater Lad in a horrible Legion of Super Heroes movie