30 Rock is back! As always*, I'm here to sort the various potential Facebook status updates into Appropriate (for Family/coworkers/potential dates) and Inappropriate (or, for my friends, Appropriate). This way you don't have to admit to your friends that you watch "Two and a Half Men" reruns instead of good TV.**
- is a Doogie Howser type, but younger
- isn't being weighed down by redundant torso fabric
- is finally doing his dream chores
- loves it when the swarthy lady gets the guy
- bet his money on the bobtail nag; somebody bet on the bay
- is like a human tumbler of Scotch
- is wearing a dickie
- is logging onto desperationships.com
- is leaving the thinking to other religions
- uses Satchel Paige brand tampons
- 's wrist is starting to bother him from slapping busboys
* "Always" in the jtingermany sense of "if i feel like it"
** It wouldn't be a jtingermany post without some pretentiousness, now would it?