To create peace by fear. And that's why each of you needs to sign this petition to the White House to give funding to a create a Death Star. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're asking (at least) one of these questions:
- Why do we need this? Won't the Imperial Senate/Congress keep control of individual systems/countries? No, fear of this Death Star will***.
- Won't this just be outdated by better technology next year? No, this station is now the ultimate power in the universe
- Shouldn't we cover those exhaust ports? No need, hitting a 2 meter target is impossible, even for a computer
- Why should I vote for a stimulus package without a decent theme song? No need to worry -- we have THIS
** Get your mind out of the gutter, Jacko.
*** Also, who's afraid of Congress? Wouldn't that imply competence?