Sunday, December 12, 2010

Friends' Juiciest Secrets Revealed!

After two weekends of hanging out with my friends, I've been privy to some of their deepest, darkest secrets. Normally I would keep these in confidence, but I don't have anything to blog about, soooooo...
  • Mark is worried that he'll lose the deposit on his apartment when he moves out because of the bodies in his cellar.
  • Alberto secretly misses "C-Minus" as a nickname
  • Meryl is a strict vegetarian, but she eats beef occasionally because "cows are just so damn smug"
  • Brendan doesn't go for the scruffy look because he likes it or due to laziness but because he has a crippling fear of razors
  • Adriano has been waiting for over 6 months for someone to suggest he wear a dog collar for his nickname "Big Dog".
  • Sunny leaves his apartment unlocked, door open, and a sign out front that says "Homeless Shelter" in the hopes that he can practice his unarmed combat skills.
  • Fred uses conditioner on his chest hair 
  • Ann-Katrin thinks that all humans should pose nude for art, but that animals should always be posed with clothes on
  • JT is still as full of BS as ever.


Steve said...

I didn't understand any of this because I never watched Friends. Could you do one for What About Jim??

whizer -- someone who offers sage advice while at a urinal

Anonymous said...

:-D /Ann-Katrin :-)