FBers go HERE for videos. Dammit, I still miss Phil Hartman. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Bill McNeill, Frank SInatra, Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz, so many laughs. Here are some faves(and, of course, big thanks to people that actually own the rights):
I move for a ... bad court thingy
The Simpsons 421
(7:56) Hutz: "Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder."
Marge: "Is that bad?"
Hutz: "Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I kinda ran over his dog."
Marge: "Ya did?"
Hutz: "Actually, replace 'kinda' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'."
Frank has chunks of guys tougher than you in his stool
Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor Dammmmmmnnnn! Billy Dee Williams look out!
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place."
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy -- if a cow got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
A town with money is like a mule with a spinnin' wheel -- nobody knows how he got it and damned if he knows how to use it