Sunday, October 11, 2009
Nobel Committee Gives Peace Prize to Obama, Finger to Bush
Stockholm, Sweden - In a surprise move, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Committee chairman Sven Svenssssen explained the move by saying, "Obama's eight months as President have made it clear that he is, in fact, not George Bush. While we did have nominations for a variety of people that had accomplished great things to promote peace, none of them were quite so spectacularly NOT the most despised American leader since that bastard Andrew Jackson. Pardon my language, but we do despise Jackson."