Kenneth is now The Man? Shocking! But also not good for status updates!
- is not your usual sitcom crap full of vulgarity and pratfalls
- is being a real... dingbat
- hired a Cato to attack me at random -- like Inspector Clouseau
- once took a log with googly eyes to a father-son picnic
- learned this from Glenn Beck's prostitute
- could be a pirate, or a warlord's concubine
- had Fruit Roll-Ups for dinner -- at a strip club