Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Losing Weight: The Natural Way

I gotta say, 7 days and 8 lbs later, this whole sickness thing works. I may try to market it:

The natural, healthy* way to lose weight fast! Up to 10 lbs in 1 week! Call now and ask for our botulism special! Forget bikini season -- look great for your date THIS WEEKEND!!!

*except for the whole "getting sick" thing

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