The Dorf's Just a Town for Dogs and Drunks
Why do I say this? Thanks to Jules, I saw this CNN article about how the cops in the Dorf have outfitted the police dogs (German: Der Baconhuende) with shoes because of all the drunks who just break their beer bottles on the streets (and they're cobblestone, not pebbles).
I do take offense to this: "In addition, hooligans and vandals leave behind glass shards around New Year's Eve and during the city's famous Carnival celebrations."
I'm not a hooligan, I'm just too lazy to carry the bottle 5 feet to the nearest trash can.