Two in a row! I just forgot to publish this one. And find the episode title. But whatever.
- is wearing medicated hospice shoes
- is in a permanent rut
- got a Jeers in "Corporate Blimp Monthly"
- is reading "Buffett on Buffets"
- is outsourcing the American Dream
- saw Lou Dobbs step on his own testicles
- thinks meditation is a waste of time, like learning French or kissing after sex
- is bathed in the aroma of Summer Horse Grave
- once pantsed Deepak Chopra while Craig T. Nelson taped it
- won the crotch jackpot