Question: You're a local sports club and you need cash to build a swanky new turf field. How do you get cash?
Answer: You go into Elektro Porn and get down on your knees.
My friends in Trier gave an embarassed laugh when we noticed the sign and pointed out that it's advertising a family-owned electronics store. Unfortunately, that family's surname is Porn. No word yet on if the son is taking his wife's name. He wouldn't be the one to end the good name of Porn in Trier, would he?