I know what you're thinking, "I don't believe JT could get any hotter -- he's only a few degrees* short of unbearably hot!" Well, I believe there's always room for improvement, even for me. But after following the instructions in this video, I think I'm maxed out. I'm now sexier than Brad Pitt wearing George Clooney as an overcoat.
* A masters in comparative literary theory and a PhD in art history, to be specific.