Tuesday, April 26, 2011

30 Rock Live Blogging: Facebook Status Updates - 100

30 Rock is hitting episode 100! It's a clip show, but I'm only doing new quips, not old ones. Unless, of course, I change my mind.

Acceptable Status Updates:
  • needs to turn the butterfly back into a drunk, incompetent caterpillar
  • wore it best
  • is a true artist -- he feels things you don't
  • is still magnificent
  • made the cover of
      Meetings Magazine
  • can't stop all the horrible respect people have for me
  • thinks this is as crazy as a woman's right to choose... her haircut
  • needs to kick ass again -- start by getting rid of the woman

UNacceptable Status Updates:
  • thought this was a family, but he guesses it's that Austrian family...
  • has a new hair -- it's white and it hurts, but...
  • makes great chili and doesn't care if you watch tv during sex
  • borrowed your whale-semen candle
  • is a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen

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