Wednesday, April 06, 2011

This Guy Thinks He Should Be President?

Donald Trump, professional bankruptcy-filer-extraordinaire, tried to boost his standing as a Presidential candidate by claiming that he has foreign policy experience by selling expensive land to various heads of state. He specifically mentioned a deal with everyone's favorite drapes-model, Moammer Gadhafi:

"I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land," Trump boasted. "That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him."

Look, "The Donald", we know you're rich and really good at being a self-centered asshole. You're not a particularly good businessman*, and you're not a leader. We've had a rich asshole as President recently, and we are stuck in 2 wars because of him, along with the biggest budget defecits** ever. So, we'll pass on trying it again. However, we would like you to have some lovely parting gifts, including a goddamn clue about how silly your hair looks.

* If several of your companies file for bankruptcy, you suck. You may be rich with connections, but you're not a business genius.
** OK, Congress from 2000-2008 deserves a big chunk of the blame here, but can't we just focus on mocking The Douche?

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